Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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