did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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