i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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