Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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