in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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