If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
