No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
It's just like the Real World with babies
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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