There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize