you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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