So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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