Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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