i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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