I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
wow bdsm is so cute
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