just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Come share oat with me in your robe
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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