My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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