I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
