We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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