alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
There's even glitter on my cock...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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