Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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