I wannas sexs uuuuu
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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