Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
