walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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