I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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