I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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