So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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