We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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