if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I have already put on my inside pants.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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