it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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