normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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