it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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