their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Randomize
