I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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