Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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