DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I want to fling myself into the sun
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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