Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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