ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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