Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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