1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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