If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Randomize
