I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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