Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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