everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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