i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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