tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
40s are totally the cure
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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