We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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