Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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