there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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