I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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