I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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