Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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