How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
