Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
