She said her name was "party"
now i know why i became what i already was.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Randomize
