i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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