11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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