Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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