i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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