I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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