the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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