the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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