Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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