just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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